Roses are Red Violets are Blue Poems?
Roses are red and violets are blue poems are definitely red-hot. We have gathered up the funniest poems around. Read them on this page.
The Roses Are Red meme that circulates the internet is humorous, but the actual poetry form is far older than just a few months. In fact, its origin is thought to come from an 18th-century collection of nursery rhymes.
The poems that use the form range from sweet through to funny and some are borderline offensive. Beginning with what might be the original, we have scoured the web to find 100 of the best.
50 Funniest Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Poems
1. Roses are brown, Violets are brown, I really wish my neighbor would stop letting his dog poo on my lawn.
2. Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not bloody blue.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, white wine costs less than a dinner for two.
4. Roses are red, but violets aren’t blue. They’re purple, you dope. Now go get a clue.
5. Roses are red, violets are yellow, I’m hoping this poem will get me a fellow.
6. Roses are blue, and violets are red, Please reverse what I just said.
7. Roses are red, the earth is wide, you’d look much better with me by your side.
8. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t believe you’re a monkey too.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, there’s always someone who’s better than you.
10. Roses are red, I’m going to bed.
11. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a cougar, how old are you?
12. Roses are red violets are blue you’re a psycho but I still love you.
13. Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I’m a Facebook Covid policeman and I suspect you are only exercising when the sun’s out which means you’re selfish, and I’m watching you.
14. Roses are red, I hate Miley Cyrus, stay alert, control the virus.
15. Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is hard. Avocado.
16. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base belongs to you.
17. Roses are red violets are blue, I hate poetry but I’m into you.
18. Roses are red, violets are blue, I am obsessed, and I’m stalking you!
19. Roses are red, violets are blue, TL;DR, They differ in hue.
20. Roses are red, violets are glorious, never surprise Oscar Pistorious.
21. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.
22. Roses are red, violets are blue, these jokes are getting old, and so are you.
23. Roses are red, violets are blue, you were my brother, Anakin, I loved you.
24. Roses are red, violets are red, everything’s red, oh no the garden is on fire!
25. Roses are red, violets are blue, You look like a donkey and smell like one, too.
26. Roses are red, violets are blue, coffee is bitter, and so are you.
27. Roses are nice, as a thoughtful surprise, have you heard the tragedy, of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
28. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating too.
29. Roses are red, BB-8 is round, it’s over Anakin, I have the high ground.
30. Roses are red, violets are blue, I am the senate, and the emperor too.
31. Roses are red violets are blue, please keep your flowers and your poems too.
32. Roses are red here’s something new, violets are violet not freaking blue.
33. Roses are red, violets are blue, Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
34. Roses are red, violets aren’t that, love won’t save you Padme, only my new powers can do that.
35. Roses are red, Jedi play tricks, execute Order 66
36. Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours, belongs in a zoo.
37. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather be single, than with someone like you.
38. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I.
39. Roses are red, violets are blue, your phone is smart, so why aren’t you?
40. Roses are red, relationships are tough, the reason I love you, is we hate the same stuff.
41. Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to order pizza, And watch Netflix with you.
42. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m unoriginal, this is all I can do.
43. Roses are red, violets are blue, you snore like a bear, but I’m still into you.
44. Roses are red, pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
45. Roses are red, and violets are blue, they smell nice, unlike you.
46. Roses are red, and violets are blue, you always say you are cute, but not in my view.
47. Roses are red, and violets are blue, so I smelled like 100 and got myself flu.
48. Roses are red, and violets are blue, your spaghetti is overcooked, it sticks like glue.
49. Roses are red, violets are blue; no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
50. Roses are red, violets are blue, cows are moo, what about you?